from "Mohd Roszam Bin Mohd Ali"

Subject: Good Questions- Dirty Answers. Huahahahahah


1. What is the similarity between men and rats?

Both keep searching for new holes.

2. What is the closest thing similar to woman's period?

Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

3. What is the difference between sociology and biology

When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

4. Doctor: You look so weak and exhausted. Are you taking 3 meals as per my advice?

Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

5. Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?

The boy friend's hand.

6. Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?

The animals told him. Your tail is in front and short".